2.04.2008

On the lookout for a TRILLION TERRORS!

Unveiled by Bush today!
$3.1 trillion budget proposal that supports a giant increase in military funding to fight the war on TERROR and protects his signature tax cuts.
He called the document "a good, solid budget" and "innovative" because it was dispatched to Congress electronically instead of on paper.

The proposal shows the government spending $3 trillion over a 12-month period for the first time in history.
Failed policies!
Deficit-financed war spending!
Tax cuts tilted to benefit the wealthy!
And more borrowing from foreign nations!
Oh, the TERROR!
Said Bush of the proposal:
"Two key TERROR principles guided the development of my TERROR budget - keeping America safe TERROR and ensuring our continued TERROR prosperity."
GooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TERROR!!!!!!!!!!
Below are some fun facts about a TRILLION:
• A person given $1 million a year to spend would need 3 million years to blow $3 trillion.
• A trillion is a figure more commonly used when talking about outer space. A light year, the distance that light travels in a vacuum in a year, is about 6 trillion miles.
• There are about 6.8 billion people in the world, meaning that every living person would get $441 if the U.S. government's budget was divided up. If the money was split among the 300 million Americans, everyone would take home $10,000.
Sidenote: I think the latter is a brilliant idea and promise to vote for whichever candidate can pinky-swear that they will actually follow through with this plan.
• Counting to 3 trillion at a rate of one number a second would take almost 95,000 years.
TERROR!
freedom

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

ASSHOLE

Anonymous said...

somewhere in texas an asshole father is missing his idiot son. he probably never realized the lenscaps are still on!