"No joke. The not so amazing adventure.
600 miles outside of new york, brakes on the moving van are out. In hilly west virginia. With an epic snowstorm coming in the morning. New moving van coming in the morning and all 5000 pounds of our 16ft moving van will need to be transferred. I think this town is the scariest and I might well be murdered and robbed tonight. And then eaten by Appalachian mountain people.
I still dont have a phone.
This is all NOT great.
But I hope it makes you laugh."