mad hipsters in the hood

i'm sure you've been witness by now.

they are taking over the L line, straight outta williamsburg, traveling in pairs.

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the mad max:

-the styled yet unkempt, dirty-on-purpose hair (crucial)

-ripped/shredded clothing

-something old, something new (preferably marc jacobs), something borrowed, something leather

-the big, dirty boots with denim short shorts or the beloved drainpipes

-the road warrior sneer

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the robin hood (men in tights?):

-the skinniest skinny pants known to man, the brighter the color the better

-pointy-toed boots, usually black, but they work the brown too

-the mustache, curled and at attention (is that gel in there?)

-the bandanna adorning the neck or an arm or better yet, the DOG

-the fedora-type hat (pop a feather in there and let us do our best to save each other's souls!)

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are they headed to the west village to save the poor from the rich and the gay?

do they ride tanks with tina turner in the desert heat of some unknown land?

i certainly can't figure it out, but one thing is certain:

mad max + robin hood = true hipsterfuckalicious love

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sidenote: mate a mad max with a robin hood and the child will surely be born with a rat tail.