In Short:

We got the bus out of storage

(just kidding)

and took off for Massachusetts.

First stop Smith College, where the girls were abundant and full of bounce

and the dudes were few but hooped the hula

all. night. long.

We stayed on campus in the Tenney House, ate at the cafeteria

and left town on a mission: SAVERS in Springfield.

Next stop Boston,

a Super 8,

and a house party where the temperature was in the teens and the teens chugged forties.

A buncha chowda-heads.