A few new gems from my inbox that I just couldn't keep for myself:
"Lengthen your jang" - slang for junk = jang???
"Tell the girls about your new asset" - No. Really. Don't.
"Proven effect for your harder boner!" - haaaa, you said boner.
"Hidden in your pants is A Hollywood Story that's incredible" - no comment.
"Your 9inch MONSTER will rock them dry!" - great. now I'm back to sleeping with the light on.
"Your new schlong will win more prizes!" - especially when you take it to a raffle!
"Ever wished a bigger baby-maker?" - well, when you put it that way...
"It plumps when you take 'em" - haaaa, you said plump
"Research has revealed that your penis has the ability" - to do cartwheels? make pancakes? do tell.
"Kings had big ones" - therefore, so did queens.
"Tower of love" - simply put. and a good way to get slapped.
"Rooster-challenged men can now improve their lives" - rooster? really?
"Change your tiny tool into a power drill!" - or a chainsaw! or even a lawn-mower!
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Next time you have to wear a nametag, you may want to consider one of the following:
"John FuckstickKing-sized"
"Jerold SizeableDick"
"Sondra ErectileorganFull-size"
"Juliana King-sizedBodypart"
"Andrew CockBiggish"
"Carley PenisWalloping"
"Roger DickEnormous"
"Adolph ElephantineCock"
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And my favorite of them all, which I'm considering having added to the dictionary:
"Serpentanize" - verb.
The simple, to the point term for attempting to grow a penis and getting majorly ripped off at the same time.
"Lengthen your jang" - slang for junk = jang???
"Tell the girls about your new asset" - No. Really. Don't.
"Proven effect for your harder boner!" - haaaa, you said boner.
"Hidden in your pants is A Hollywood Story that's incredible" - no comment.
"Your 9inch MONSTER will rock them dry!" - great. now I'm back to sleeping with the light on.
"Your new schlong will win more prizes!" - especially when you take it to a raffle!
"Ever wished a bigger baby-maker?" - well, when you put it that way...
"It plumps when you take 'em" - haaaa, you said plump
"Research has revealed that your penis has the ability" - to do cartwheels? make pancakes? do tell.
"Kings had big ones" - therefore, so did queens.
"Tower of love" - simply put. and a good way to get slapped.
"Rooster-challenged men can now improve their lives" - rooster? really?
"Change your tiny tool into a power drill!" - or a chainsaw! or even a lawn-mower!
.
Next time you have to wear a nametag, you may want to consider one of the following:
"John FuckstickKing-sized"
"Jerold SizeableDick"
"Sondra ErectileorganFull-size"
"Juliana King-sizedBodypart"
"Andrew CockBiggish"
"Carley PenisWalloping"
"Roger DickEnormous"
"Adolph ElephantineCock"
.
And my favorite of them all, which I'm considering having added to the dictionary:
"Serpentanize" - verb.
The simple, to the point term for attempting to grow a penis and getting majorly ripped off at the same time.
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