Fiddle dee DOH!

David Garrett.
Child prodigy, former model, Juilliard graduate, classical violinist.
Played with the London Philharmonic before he was even ten.
He tripped as he was leaving a performance in December, crushing his 1 million dollar violin to pieces.
It was made in 1772.
"I had it over my shoulder in its case and I fell down a concrete flight of stairs backward."
Dude, you shouldn't be playing the violin anyway!
You should be a stuntman.