wabbits

only in Michigan would a man attempt to steal $300 worth of hunting knives by putting them in his pants, only to trip on his way out the door, thereby stabbing himself in the abdomen.
and all of this in Grand Rapids, at a meijer superstore, where one witness is quoted as saying:
"I saw a man laying down on the mat by the carts, a knife by him with blood on the full blade. so I just walked around him, grabbed my cart, made sure everything was OK and got out of the way."

shop on, mama, shop on.