the rhinoceros

i'm a little confused as to why designers are feeling the need to relocate the heel of a shoe.

with this pair, you get a bonus heel.

and i guess if you break the heel you're actually standing on, it's nice to have a spare. and shoes don't have trunks (yet), so where else to store that junk but on the toe!

if i owned a pair, you best refrain from pissing me off, 'cause a swift kick in the pants might make for one sore orifice, if you know what i'm saying.

designed by slow and steady wins the race.

in this case, i'm not so sure being slow helped anyone win anything.