1.04.2008

the rhinoceros

i'm a little confused as to why designers are feeling the need to relocate the heel of a shoe.
with this pair, you get a bonus heel.
and i guess if you break the heel you're actually standing on, it's nice to have a spare. and shoes don't have trunks (yet), so where else to store that junk but on the toe!
if i owned a pair, you best refrain from pissing me off, 'cause a swift kick in the pants might make for one sore orifice, if you know what i'm saying.
in this case, i'm not so sure being slow helped anyone win anything.

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