sugar sugar

i ate a snickers bar after lunch.
with almonds. and although almonds are my favorite of the nut family, it is NOT the same candy bar without the peanuts.
soon i began nodding off, dreaming within seconds and then cruelly snapping myself back into my current reality: a sea of cubicles.
oh, the horror.
this called for a coke.
now my blood is carbonated, my teeth are probably disintegrating like nails soaked in coke supposedly do and i'm tempted to do handsprings down the hallway.
up next?
the inevitable sugar crash, complete with a belly screaming for mercy through it's newly formed ulcer.
wah, wah, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.