"i was just in the middle of a dream"

mondays are named after the moon, which is a downright insult.
the moon is this amazing orb in the sky that controls the seas and adorns earth's shadow.
mondays are dull and dreaded, the downer pills of the weekly prescription.
commonalities? i think none.
i had wanted to start this off by saying that mondays are the first day of the week, therefore making them awful, but that is just not the case here in 'merica.
mondays are considered the SECOND day of the week.
and this according to the Judeo-Christian count.
great.
mondays just became that much more horrifying to me.