HA!

no... this is not a joke.
and this is not a photoshopped image.
this is cheap monday's edition of the high waister extreme, if you dare...
now, i dig the high waist trend.
but a 15 inch zipper fly that ends up shelving your tits?
never ever.
some double-stomached fashionista creature on star trek could totally rock these, but she's the only one.
so beam em' up, scotty, 'cause they be seriously
U
G
L
Y.