happy birthday Jay Z. may you always be drugging them, fucking them, loving them and leaving them. happy birthday Pee Diddy. yes, you diva, i spelled your name pee on purpose.
and finally, happy birthday Liev Schreiber. i felt a real connection riding in the elevator with you that day.
however, please keep in mind i was also star-struck by Michael Moore and Fancy Nancy.
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