WTF

This sentence just didn't stop with the craziness. Hello Wisconsin!
As if the giant billboard isn't bad enough, one of the o's in proctology is an actual ass.
And is someone really going to buy a wild-eyed dog that looks like it is about to chew off your face?

I think not.

RINSE & REPEAT

God grant me the ability to do this every day.

Amen.

Long Island Sounds

If you need me, I'll be on my houseboat.

PHILSTOCK '09

A roadtrip, camping, fire, meat, music, Vermont beer and ice cold dips in the river that could cure any ailment.
Thanks, Phil, for opening your home and lending your beautiful property to a bunch of wilting city squatters.
Success on every level, indeed.

Out today! Buy it on iTunes and get the Dolly Monahue bonus track!
Also available here and here.

River Revival

Keith got a new camera...

Guess what kind...

SERIOUSLY?

Marry me Ben... Marry me Jerry...
And for that matter, marry me Willie...

COME ON PRETTY BABY

To our right.
Behind.
To our left.
In front.
And the city would disappear
and then reappear again.
I've never seen a storm quite like the one on Sunday, a swirling, lightning mass of blackness and brightness.
We eventually got pelted off the roof.

Eyes Wide

Give it your best shot.

AS KETCHUP & MUSTARD ARE MY WITNESS