dead ringer

sorry ben, but you really do resemble scary menendez.

disclaimer: this has nothing at all to do with character and everything to do with looks.

my house of horrors...

happy halloween...

YOU WIN THE PRIZE!

"Marijuana is not a drug. It's a leaf."

--Arnold Schwarzenegger, GQ Magazine--

naked zzzzzombies

a study by Travelodge UK found that there has been a seven-fold increase in sleepwalking customers for this year alone:

more than 400 cases, most of them naked, almost all of them men.

the research found that many walked nude into the reception area asking for a newspaper or saying they wanted to check out.

Travelodge said it was sending guides to its staff on how to deal with sleepwalkers, such as keeping a supply of towels, and possibly a bat, at hand.

just kidding. about the bat.

sleepwalking occurs during stages 3 and 4, the deepest state of sleep.

sleepwalkers will awaken confused and unable to recall any of their actions.
some even become violent (you might need that bat after all...)
although relatively normal for children, statistics suggest that 1% or less of the adult population actually sleepwalk.
so these Travelodge numbers seem off.
which is why i personally think these dudes are awake and just getting their jollies.
--photo by Eadweard Muybridge--

on the way

this day simply cannot go fast enough...

dead ringer

karl rove and lou pearlman.

the parallels here are uncanny.

true puppet masters with fangs and forked tongues.

in pearlman's case, the puppets were boy bands and blimps.

in rove's case... well, we all know who THAT puppet is.

i shit you not

for those who love to think on their toes, i give you marc jacob's latest creation.

a shoe where the sole is the heel and the heel simply isn't.

if willy wonka had a wife, this would be her footwear.

dead ringers

did everyone know pete wentz his pants?
well, he does.
and that jared leto is about 30 seconds from making me want to puke in my mouth?

well, he is.

for the love of humanity, make it stop.

happy birthday, al...

to my girl mary - here's to the days of sonic the hedgehog, weird al and being chased by a brother armed with butcher knives and lit matches:

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"Cause I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face than spend one more minute with you."

--Al Yankovic

"i was just in the middle of a dream"

mondays are named after the moon, which is a downright insult.
the moon is this amazing orb in the sky that controls the seas and adorns earth's shadow.
mondays are dull and dreaded, the downer pills of the weekly prescription.
commonalities? i think none.
i had wanted to start this off by saying that mondays are the first day of the week, therefore making them awful, but that is just not the case here in 'merica.
mondays are considered the SECOND day of the week.
and this according to the Judeo-Christian count.
great.
mondays just became that much more horrifying to me.